He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock.
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